my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via ficksing)


hero magazine, january 2010 - ph by joseph lally 

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(Source: showslow, via stranglingstrippers)

Anonymous: y wouldn't i b ready?

I was making fun of your typo. I mostly think you wouldn’t be ready because if you aren’t able to tell me you like me in person, you probably won’t be able to communicate with me properly in a relationship.

Anonymous: but r u reddy to mingle???

I don’t know if you’re reddy tbh

Anonymous: r u single???

Yeah. I’m single.